What kind of game is he playing at? If anyone asks, that is not my father. Just last week my entire family went to Australia for vacation. It was in the dead of winter in Minnesota, and when we arrived home all of our pipes were frozen and some were busted. My father, being the calm person he is, decided to put on a smile for all of us so that we wouldn’t freak out that we had NO WATER! Not only he put on a smile, he even dressed up in chef clothes to make us all laugh! Don’t ask. That’s just his kind of humor that is totally not humorous at all. What can I say, it didn’t make me laugh, but sadly everyone else did. His outfit was a white coat and hat, which made me wonder how he worked with all the pipes and tearing up the ceiling in such clean clothes. With the whole no water situation, I think the worst part of it all was not being able to take a shower. My family even went to the extent of washing their hair in the sink. We must’ve used no less than fifty gallons of water in only three days. Crazy!