Somebody needs to get a laundry bag and fill it up with bricks.  Then they need to drag it down the street until they find my friend Toby and swing it around and around until it hits him right in the head.  That will stop him from his get rich quick schemes.  He just created a website last year about how make your own beer and tried to charge people for it.  The targeted traffic was under-aged drinkers so they could make their own and not get caught trying to procure it through other means.  The problem was that all that information is available on other websites that anyone at all can look up if they have the inclination.  He couldn’t believe the endeavor failed, but I tried to explain to him that you can’t make a fortune off a product if there wasn’t a demand for it.  This was almost as bad as the time he tried to become a con artist.  He had no idea how to pull off all these ridiculous schemes and cons.  Most people walked away right away or they got angrier and angrier with him as he kept trying and trying to win their trust.  I had to save him from more than one beating.